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Personal Essays

The Naughtiest Thing I Ever Did


My freshman year roommate Nina made my life miserable. She’d leave me passive-aggressive notes accusing me of crazy stuff I hadn’t done like using her alarm clock without her permission (why would I do that when I have a cell phone like everyone else?) and stealing money from her wallet (I would never!). One afternoon I even caught her using my laptop, and the next day, there was a virus on it that took forever to fix. Nina never told me why she had it out for me, but I think...Continue reading here.

Diary of a Doll


I love fashion. I love high heels and dresses. I love Vena Cava, Stella McCartney, Gucci, and Rodarte. But I don't wear shoulder pads or harem pants or feathered hats. Unless something accentuates my waistline, shows off my legs or makes my boobs look good, there's slim to no chance that'll be wearing it. After all, what's the point of spending all my time in the gym, only to hide everything under giant swaths of fabric? I figure my parents left behind India and its saris for a reason....

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Red White and Desi
 

I was in Paris for a mere six weeks when I started craving pancakes. Not the French crepe. A big fat American pancake with butter, maple syrup, and a heaping of fresh bananas. Thankfully Paris with its sizeable American expat community and being the cosmopolitan city that it is, had its share of American restaurants. Thus my friends and I were able to get our fix. It was a funny thing being an Indian-American in Paris. In America, I always..... Continue reading here.

 

Desperately Seeking Desi
 

Since I was a child, I have been desperately trying to learn Hindi to no avail. I had finally given up until 2008 when I decided to go back to India after ten long years. This was the perfect time to revisit my Indian roots and try to learn the language again. Although I understood some Hindi, I couldn’t converse with any fluency, much less Kachi or Tulu, my parents’ native tongues. I didn’t know how to cook any of my grandmother’s family recipes..... Continue reading here.

 

Say My Name
 

I peered stealthily over the apples. Like a panther I was watching my prey. I knew even from behind that it was him. His shoulder length, chocolate brown hair, his tall slim stature, I was SURE he was the one. I made way over to the melons so I could get a better glimpse. I pretended to be examining the melons when I decided to make my move. “Excuse me, do you know what aisle the pickles are in?”  Omigod, did I really just ask what aisle the pickles are in?.... Continue reading here.

What Rachel Khona learned from Pamela Anderson


I’ve always found Pamela Anderson to be a creature of strange fascination. No, it’s not because I am a lesbian or because I have a large plastic boob fetish, as much as my childhood Barbie collection might dictate otherwise. It’s not even because she was married to Tommy Lee, whom I still have an undying crush on in spite of his STD-wielding ways and copious use of the word “dude”. Rather I have always found her intriguing for her everlasting appeal to the masses...Continue reading here.

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